Dad Jokes That Are So Damn Awful.

1.  Son: Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hello, Hungry. I’m Dad

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2. Son: Dad, What did the ocean say to the shore?
Dad: Nothing, it just waved.

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3. Son: What kind of trees have hands?
Dad: Palm trees

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4. Son: Where do birds meet for coffee?
Dad: In a nest cafe

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5. Daughter –  Daddy do you file your nails
Daddy     –  No,  I just cut and throw them away.

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6. Dad: I’m thinking of buying a pig and keeping it on your room.
Son: But what about the smell?
Dad: The pig will have to get used to it.

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7. Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he spoke to the
Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: yes, you’ll be fine to play in a few days.
Dad: Perfect, I’ve always wanted to play a musical instrument.

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